Mr Andrew Murray, formerly Mr Osgoode ‘Ozymandias’ Trelawny. Builder of seventeen ‘unsinkable’ leviathans. Wanted for multiple counts of gross industrial negligence, and the culpable homicides by drowning of 2,321 British Crown Subjects and 349 foreign persons, including the entire Royal Circus of Warsaw, all but one of the Woolwich Lackadasicals First XI, and a Carpathian nun. Mr Murray would like to employ you on the sea trials of his latest maritime marvel. He hopes you can swim.
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